October 2011
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ubergrid:
My Halloween costume is actually just a thin smearing of pureed bat over my entire body, but I find it does the trick
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““In almost every family there’s a fool or a crazy person,” Clara assured her […]...”
– Isabel Allende, The House of the Spirits
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“You get home, having paid money to another human, and you lay Deathstroke #2 out...”
– Patrick turns the comic book review into a form of fine art.
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An Exercise in Best-Friendship
Kari: I am dying. I am dead.
Me: No you're not. You couldn't type if you were dead.
Kari: My corpse is typing. I am a zombie.
Me: They don't exist. Well, zombie ants do.
Kari: Well, tell that to my dead body.
Me: But the fungus that causes that would need, like, a few hundred years more of evolution to be able to affect mammals.
Kari: Shut up.
Me: And I'm just talking something small, like rats. People are probably another few hundred on top of that.
Kari: I don't care.
Me: I am just informing you.
Kari: You are making my blood pressure rise.
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