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I just applied for my first credit card. Guess what that means?
It means I am still not going to buy things I can’t afford. Duh.
What the letter said was that I found her very attractive and that I’d seen her walking her dog a lot and so I just wanted to say hello. It also said that I’d watched her several times through a window, but not like HER window or anything. I meant through my car window when I was driving. And that “watching,” sounds so creepy. It was more like I just happened to glance over and see her.
That was the gist of it. And I didn’t have any paper so I wrote it on an old traffic ticket envelope and put it under her windshield wiper blade.
“Hey!” she screamed.
I started to respond, but she marched right by me and up to the parking enforcement officer who I guess was standing behind me.
“I was parked just fine!” she screamed. “What is this, some sort of bullshit quota you have to fill?!”
He didn’t like the accusations and so he fired right back.
“I didn’t give you a ticket!”
“Liar!”
“Man oh man,” I thought.
And I guess she was having one of those days because she pulled a gun out of her purse and shot the parking officer three times in the chest. Then, she put the gun barrel in her own mouth and pulled the trigger. It was a huge mess.
“Well, I guess that’s a no,” I said, in a real sitcom-y voice.
“WAY-TO-MAKE-IT-ALL-ABOUT-YOU,” boomed the helmet fastened to my dog’s head that converted his barks to English.
I poured the remainder of my expensive latte on the dog’s helmet, which caused it to crackle and malfunction.
The right girl was out there somewhere. And I would find her.
Next to me, the dog’s helmet made a crackling noise. A sarcastic crackling noise.
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Regarding the new Earth 2 GREEN LANTERN…
(Thanks Dan.)
yawn…
I’m sayin’!
There’s nothing exciting about a DC fighting game at all.
Then you aren’t a fighting game fan, that’s really what it comes down to.
I looooooooooooove fighting games, so I’m super keen for this game, but it’ll probably be a PS3 exclusive.
How can you say I don’t like fighting games based solely on this fact?
I like RPGs and The Big Bang Theory, that doesn’t mean I want an RPG based on The Big Bang Theory.
Sheldon used nerdy reference!
Laughtrack bonus!!!
OVERKILL!
“One should use common words to say uncommon things.” — Arthur Schopenhauer (via deadwriters)
I have found a way to make this film at a minimal cost while keeping quality a top priority.
“Minimal cost” is going to have to be $0 instead of 15 grand now. Sorry, buddy
I am dying.
The Shape Of The New Webcomics
I was on the phone with a US television executive who has never released an app through the app store. I was trying to explain that the problem with the app store is that you don’t control the release: Apple does, and does so without favor or exception.
He said, to paraphrase: well, Apple will respond well to us because we’re a big network and we’re used to getting our way. Somewhere in the Mitt Romney camp, which will now wait for the update in which America is spelled correctly, some poor “digital” person is having the same awful conversation about why it can’t be updated right away. That may be the only person in Mitt Romney’s organization I feel sorry for, but I do feel sorry for them.
“Believe in Amercia. It exists. We checked.”
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